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‘P***s Monologues’

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Starring basketball legends Kenny Anderson, Chris Gatling and Anthony Mason, this groundbreaking play offers a candid take on the male experience.

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  • Admission for one to the "P***s Monologues" South Beach Edition, presented by Joe Brown, on Sunday December 8, 2013 at Colony Theater
  • VIP cocktail hour with complimentary food and drinks from 5 PM – 6:45 PM
  • Curtain call for show at 7 PM

What we love

  • With a VIP ticket, you'll enjoy a cocktail reception with unlimited food and drink before taking your seat for this innovative show.
  • Written and directed by sports agent Joe Brown, the play stars basketball legends Kenny Anderson, Chris Gatling and Anthony Mason.
  • The All-Stars will discuss everything from their careers to their sex lives, leaving you with a whole new perspective on the male experience.
  • Writes SB Nation, "For retired pros in their 40s, it's an early exercise in a special kind of public speaking: honest, vulnerable and undiluted."

What to know

  • Redeem on: Sunday, December 8, 2013
  • This offer is subject to Terms and Conditions
  • This offer is final sale and non-refundable
  • May not be combined with other offers or promotions
  • Names will be provided for ticketing purposes
  • Event is 18+; must be 21+ with a valid license to consume alcohol
  • All alcohol must be consumed on the licensed premises of Colony Theater
  • Voucher is redeemable only at the event; after December 8, 2013 the voucher expires and has no redeemable value


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About "P***s Monologues"

After the New York premiere in July, "P***s Monologues" received national attention for its groundbreaking subject matter. The play, written and directed by sports agent Joe Brown, features basketball All-Stars Kenny Anderson, Chris Gatling and Anthony Mason discussing everything from fame and fortune to sex, relationships and hot-button issues like bullying. "No topic is taboo or safe," writes Brown.

In the first act, Brown introduces the players and interviews them about their childhoods, paths to celebrity and pitfalls along the way. The second half focuses more on the male experience in general, helping men and women understand what it is they want from each other. By speaking candidly about their sex lives, the men dispel many of the myths that complicate relationships. Largely unscripted, the play offers a humorous yet intelligent take on life's ups and downs. Says Brown, the show "has proved to be a positive talking point for men regarding topics that don't always receive the public attention that they need."

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